when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Randomize
