my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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