i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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