Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She even gives head with a lisp.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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