I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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