your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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