We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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