Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
