Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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