Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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