The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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