He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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