Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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