The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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