I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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