So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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