so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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