I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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