Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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