white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's official drugs can't kill me
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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