Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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