dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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