I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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