Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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