i just google imaged poop.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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