she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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