it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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