...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
