what if I'm pregnant?
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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