Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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