I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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