I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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