I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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