No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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