What tipped you off? The sombrero?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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