Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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