i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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