Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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