pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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