Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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