I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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