I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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