He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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