we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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