Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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