If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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