i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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