: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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