she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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