Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
