drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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