i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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