we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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