Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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